Computer for one?

In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:00:24 -0500

In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina

In this spoken story, David Sedaris recounts growing up in a...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:15:26 -0500

In this spoken story, David Sedaris recounts growing up in a conflicted community in 1970s American South. It’s droll yet poignant.

No, I’m just kidding. It’s a prank phone call using Casey Kasem’s voice.

Three-armed baby costume

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:19:35 -0500

Three-armed baby costume

More terrifying to me than actually being eaten by a bear is: A...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:09:56 -0500

More terrifying to me than actually being eaten by a bear is: A wizard gets angry at me, said wizard turns me into a bear, and then, to top it all off, he makes my fur fall out. I am trying to not anger any wizards.

Joe Wilson Goes All ‘Dictionary’ On Obama

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:31:15 -0500

Joe Wilson Goes All ‘Dictionary’ On Obama

In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:26:58 -0500

In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina

Paulie Gee-Point

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:59:50 -0500

Paulie Gee-Point

I think this song by Young Marble Giants may be my favorite. ...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:35:58 -0500

I think this song by Young Marble Giants may be my favorite. It’s a mah favorite.

Also, i’m kind of losing my shit.

Anti-Alan Grayson smears in context

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:29:45 -0500

Anti-Alan Grayson smears in context

$2 Thanksgiving Wine/Food Tasting

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:29:44 -0500

$2 Thanksgiving Wine/Food Tasting

"While the prevalence of online social networking sites have made mailed party invitations all but..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:48:21 -0500

“While the prevalence of online social networking sites have made mailed party invitations all but obsolete, they can add a personal and purposeful touch to your soirees. Also, they provide you with the opportunity to give each attendee a map detailing the best directions from their place to yours, notifications about any road closures or public transportation service advisories, a map of all the sidewalk cracks to be avoided on the way to your front door, and a list of required immunizations. It’s best to prepare food before guests arrive, since hosting duties will require most of your attention once they do. Keep asthma inhalers stashed at various locations throughout the house in case of hyperventilation when people touch your belongings. Quick tip: Never actually allow other people inside your home.”

- McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The Modern Obesessive-Compulsive Hypochondrical Gentleman’s Guide to Style.