hockey:it’s basketball for the overprivileged

it’s “snow”tally not n”ice” out”side” and “i” am getting CABINFEVER (ed. this is during snowmaggedon)

such a fine line between a hipster with a bluetooth and a homeless schizophrenic

my father’s birthday and im fairly certain all he wants are shorter conversations

i like ucb.but i really think they should change the motto from”dont think”to “daddy didnt pay enough attention”

dim sum?more like dim fun!seriously though,i would prefer not to eat any organs thx

isnt that cute?canada thinks it’s people! (ed. this is in reference to the opening ceremony of the olympics in vancouver)

“Snow”pocalypse. we’re “snow“‘ll going to die. In a “blizzard” of “precipitation that resembles snow” and it doesn’t sound n”ice”, but we will have to “resort to eating each other’s cold flesh”. Also, igloos.

Hey, does anyone know of a good dentist in NYC. One who’s not judgmental about the whole “flossing” thing, preferably?