Masturbatory facebook timeline reflection:April 2009
A few of my status updates:
i am hanging out in bushwick or,as its known,the oberlin afterparty
so,you’re saying its NOT cool if i hug your dachsund against her will?lame!
If you construction guys don’t quiet it down you’re going to wake up the man asleep in front of my apartment building!
I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to all of his facebook friends who are now posting pictures of their newborns. Mazel Tov from the bottom of my barren, barren womb.
i take it back! i take it back! I don’t want to live like Common People anymore!
oh,hello baseball season.you’re looking well.me?no one special. a few college games here and there…
let’s all binge on leavened bread and get it out of our system
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