Confessions of a Putin Spin Doctor - The Daily Beast -
why you don’t work at an agency for that long. Eventually, you get one of these.
his hacky, stereotypical nerd schtick. Sheldon Cooper is Community’s Abed Nadir for the Jay Leno generation.
— 'SNL' Review: Jim Parsons Broadens His Range to Nerdy Guy | Splitsider
ha, that’s some fucking amazing writing right there from Erik Voss at Splitsider. Bravo, man! Seriously…
Dementia has taken its toll on former North Carolina coach Dean Smith, but family and devoted friends stand by the beloved coach.
— Precious Memories — The Dean Smith story
Wait, this headline suggests that the common reaction to someone suffering from dementia is abandonment. Is that true?
Mr. Peanut, who is a peanut and who wears a monocle, also offered (“offered”) three tips for wearing a monocle: Focus on fashion first, try not to blink and remember that there is “only room for one monocle-wearing gentleman in a room.”
— Mr. Peanut weighs in on the monocle trend story
He is a peanut.
Nepal to Force Everest Climbers to Collect Rubbish : Discovery News -
some of that is mine! my vomit! and pieces of my flesh!
The Irish are apparently happier when they’re miserable - Quartz -
I LOVE THE IRISH
25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air - Boing Boing -
To sort of paraphrase Triumph the insult comic dog, it’s pretty funny that Wolf Blitzer has a name like a porn star but can’t say “pussy riot”
I was at the Buffalo bills home opener vs the Denver Broncos in ‘07. At halftime I was getting smashed in the concourse and wound up staying until after the second half kick-off. When I went to go back to my seat, which was many, many rows away, I noticed a Bronco down at the far end of the field with a large crowd around him. Being a Bills fan and drunk as fuck I proceeded to scream at the player to “shake it off” and that it was “just a stinger” and I had “seen it a million times”. Hilarious stuff, some of my best. But as I stumbled towards my seat I began to notice horrible looks of disgust being thrown in my direction by Bills and Broncos fans alike. One irate women called me an asshole and told me to shut the fuck up, which was strange since we were both in Tasker jerseys (They retired his # that day). I soon noticed my buddy giving me the universal shut your yap sign, which I quickly shook off continuing my hilarious verbal assault. It wasn’t until I finally reached my seat that my buddy explained what was going on. The guy on the field was Kevin Everett and he didn’t have a stinger, in fact he was paralyzed from the neck down and fighting for his life. He had been on the field for 20 min at that point, thus explaining the looks and scorn I continued to get for the rest of the game.
— The Time Barry Bonds Called His Shot, And Other Great Heckling Stories
HELLO ELDERLY JEWISH RELATIVE HOW ARE YOU DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ALL CAPS ON? GREAT.