Computer for one?

Aug 21

Why are there quotation marks? Are there more than this one exit? Or is it no good in an emergency?how long before you’re comfortable contacting your building manager at your new job? via Instagram http://ift.tt/1ljTfaf

Why are there quotation marks? Are there more than this one exit? Or is it no good in an emergency?how long before you’re comfortable contacting your building manager at your new job? via Instagram http://ift.tt/1ljTfaf

Aug 20

"We meet up with your friends Kelly and Tiffany at a bar, or just Kelly, actually, and we get kind of drunk," said Kendler, 25, a bike shop technician, as he snuggled with LaBatt in his one-bedroom apartment. "While we’re playing pool, she bends over to line up her shot and we notice she’s not wearing any panties."

"That’s when we decide that she’s had too much to drink and escort her home," added Kendler, who had quickly noted LaBatt’s silent reaction. "Because it’s not safe for her to walk home alone at night."

” — Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend’s Reaction | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
pretty good onion story

Aug 19

“Post writer Doree Lewak loves earning the approval of construction workers that many women would call ‘pigs,’ she writes.” — Hey, ladies — catcalls are flattering! Deal with it | New York Post
this whole article is like a return to 1983

Aug 17

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Unqualified thoughts on Robin Wiliams

(via Bang your eyes: the 13 hardest rocking heavy metal movie posters - Boing Boing)
OK, Suspiro is actually a great movie and so are a few of these other ones and I kind of resent the implications in this like all bad horror is bad. it’s great because it’s awful.

(via Bang your eyes: the 13 hardest rocking heavy metal movie posters - Boing Boing)
OK, Suspiro is actually a great movie and so are a few of these other ones and I kind of resent the implications in this like all bad horror is bad. it’s great because it’s awful.

Aug 16

One rubber fist, slight wear and tear, 25$ OBO? via Instagram http://ift.tt/1pp1bpW

One rubber fist, slight wear and tear, 25$ OBO? via Instagram http://ift.tt/1pp1bpW

Cool nightmares via Instagram http://ift.tt/1Bo4q6v

Cool nightmares via Instagram http://ift.tt/1Bo4q6v

Aug 14

#tbt oddities from my parents(plural possessive?) home in Jersey via Instagram http://ift.tt/1rbMART

#tbt oddities from my parents(plural possessive?) home in Jersey via Instagram http://ift.tt/1rbMART

Aug 13

Maximum douche achieved! You’ve unlocked the “goes to meatpacking district for drinks” level! via Instagram http://ift.tt/1vIKDhO

Maximum douche achieved! You’ve unlocked the “goes to meatpacking district for drinks” level! via Instagram http://ift.tt/1vIKDhO