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June 2013

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I’m Watching You Jay Reatard

because you are the best song I know of.

Jun 12, 20132 notes
#music #spotify
“While putting sunscreen on his nose during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, Weiner joked that photographers could get “a good shot of me lubing up.” —

Anthony Weiner Has an Adorable New Excuse — Daily Intelligencer

All this points to my theory that he’s not serious about winning this time, just getting all the good jokes out of the way this time. Next time he can be all “Nah, I talked about all that shit last time. now I’m for real.”

Jun 10, 20132 notes
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Jun 7, 20134 notes
the party where everyone matched

thesnug:





so many adams

For awhile, I would try to wink at cameras. I don’t know. to make it seem like they captured a moment. but at a certain point you realize the moment they capture was a stroke or orgasm, so you stop.

Jun 7, 20133 notes
Jun 7, 2013
A preview of what the conversation will look like when i'm fired
  • Boss: is your bio up to date on the server?
  • Me: i don't know, does it mention my TONY for my award-winning performance in my one man show "He Sometimes spits when he talks?"
Jun 6, 20131 note
“Actually, he decided to evoke emotions like fear, disgust, sadness, and pain, photographing each emotion as it flickered across a person’s face. Pain he managed to bring about with electrical shocks. He brought out disgust in people by having them put their hands in a bucket of frogs. And then he grabbed a white rat, and told his subjects that, without any training, they had to behead it. At this point, it would have been helpful for a review board to step in. If I were on that board my first question would have been, “Exactly what emotion to you think would be brought on by ‘rat beheading’?” I’m not a particularly complicated person, but I think that my emotions at having to behead a live, struggling rodent would be, at best, mixed. Fortunately for Landis, if not for either the human subjects or the rats, no one stopped him, including most of the subjects. One third of the people enrolled in the experiment complied, beheading the rat as best they could. If they didn’t comply, Landis beheaded the rat for them. Right in front of them. And took a picture.” —The psychology experiment that involved real beheadings
Jun 6, 2013
Lateline - 04/06/2013: Prosthetic pinkies in demand for ex-Yakuza → abc.net.au

There is a market in Japan for creating prosthetic pinkies for ex-yakuza who want to go straight because, fucking weird that’s why the end.

Jun 6, 2013
G Train Hell: Greenpoint Tunnel Will Be Closed For 12 Weekends: Gothamist → gothamist.com

cool

Jun 5, 20134 notes
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May 2013

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Kicking Habit: Wash. State Police Dogs Must Unlearn How To Smell Pot → talkingpointsmemo.com

REPEAL!

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May 23, 2013
GIRLS Porn Parody to Feature Less-Weird Sex Than Actual HBO Show | Observer → observer.com

A+ for headline

May 22, 20134 notes
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May 21, 2013
“I was in a cab on the way to the airport, you were being confronted by a police officer, face down on the hood of his car. We locked eyes and couldn’t look away & I seemed to understand your pain instantly. How unfair, multiple cop cars for one person! You could sense my compassion, I know it was there. We had a moment…If you didn’t go to jail, or even if you did, contact me, I think we could make this work” —

Cop Stop in Greenpoint - w4m

Looks like you’re not secretly looking for disaster at all!

“I saw you fucking a woman that wasn’t your girlfriend and I thought to myself, hey, i might like to be with you!”

May 21, 20131 note
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