January 2012
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“This Newt-is-a-sleaze anecdote is news, but it’s not new news — and that, plus...”
– Rod Dreher » Marianne bombshell? Not so much Hmmmmm. yeah, maybe she’s restless by nature, or, what else could it be? OH I KNOW THE MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS ASSHOLE 
Jan 20th
How little I know
I work with this older Jewish guy. I’d say he’s like late 50s and just the nicest dude ever. His job  at the company is to solicit ads for companies that want to advertise with us, in short. It’s not a job that requires too much computer-savvy, so he came to me for help with a personal project (my role here is primarily to devise social media strategy and offer some direction in...
Jan 20th
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Study: Fewer abortions worldwide; increase in... →
“Well, I mean, I’m cool if grown women die. Just not feti.”
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“If Joe Lieberman had been elected, I would be wary of attacks on his economic...”
– On Race, Dog Whistles, and the Old Confederacy - James Fallows - Politics - The Atlantic James Fallows, on the ridiculous notion that saying “food stamp President” is not racist. it’s really racist.
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Jan 10th
that's what she said: a year in review →
I feel like none of your posts actually address your experience there. I hear that. also, what KIND OF GENTLEMAN’S CLUB????????????? doubleentendre: Saturday was my one-year anniversary of moving to London. I spent it in the grand English style, eating partridge and terrorizing a private gentleman’s club with my ovaries. (Though clearly alarming, they were politely ignored.) I still...
Jan 10th
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Jan 6th
“Tucker Max is the new Chuck Norris”
– Tucker Max is the… I found this on the facebook and really want to write beneath it: Rape is the new sex! But have decided against it.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
“If you want points for not using your son’s death politically, don’t...”
– uExpress.com: Ann Coulter by Ann Coulter — (11/19/2003) THE PARTY OF IDEAS A reminder that ann coulter is the political version of a drag queen.
Jan 4th
December 2011
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“The problem is, there’s such vast inconsistency about what you can and can’t do....”
– TN tourist learns N.Y. gun laws the hard way | The Tennessean | tennessean.com Of course, this same person would probably whine on incessantly about “state’s rights”
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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“(Ron Paul says) spent ten years out of earning money off a newsletter that had...”
– Gingrich Laces Into Iowa-Leading Ron Paul — Daily Intel Yeah, but here’s the problem: WOLF BLITZER DOESN’T FOLLOW UP! He doesn’t ask how this totally positive bullshit line coexists with the slamming of another candidate of literally 5 minutes ago. Because, Wolf blitzer and...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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that's what she said: reverse resolutions →
You’ve changed doubleentendre: A universal truth about me, Sanam Petri, is that I am a terrible runner. I hate it, and I am bad at it, and today, I ran 5k all at once without stopping. How, you ask? Well, it’s a simple formula. And I can’t believe I didn’t think of it before. I will share it with you now. Step 1: Move to…
Dec 27th
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A few updates from a few years ago when i went to...
last day of work before vacation and I have so many loose ends to tie up!these documents won’t photocopy themselves! i feel like i stepped out of the L train and into the body of rip van winkle _______________Arrival in spain: Can I make like a right wing dictator and be Franc-o with you? i love flan. flan flan flan. i don´t know what it´s made of, but i love flan Gonna make like Paella...
Dec 23rd
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“And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time The greatest gift...”
– band aid lyrics Heard this on the elevator up and got reasonably furious. First: You’re idiots. There’s obviously snow in Africa. What, you think Kiliminjaro is also a dusty plain? You don’t think it gets fucking cold in the Rabat mountains?  Second: Why can’t you say...
Dec 22nd
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Navel gazing from February 2010
hockey:it’s basketball for the overprivileged it’s “snow”tally not n”ice” out”side” and “i” am getting CABINFEVER (ed. this is during snowmaggedon) such a fine line between a hipster with a bluetooth and a homeless schizophrenic my father’s birthday and im fairly certain all he wants are shorter conversations i like ucb.but i...
Dec 22nd
Masturbatory facebook timeline reflection:April...
A few of my status updates: i am hanging out in bushwick or,as its known,the oberlin afterparty   so,you’re saying its NOT cool if i hug your dachsund against her will?lame! If you construction guys don’t quiet it down you’re going to wake up the man asleep in front of my apartment building! I would like to offer my sincere congratulations to all of his facebook friends...
Dec 21st
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I like it because it lets me continue my love affair with myself. Let’s go through some of my greatest hits from September, 2010: Updates: What is the point of meth when there’s so much vietnamese coffee available? Normally I don’t like romantic comedies, but Human Centipede is pretty sincere… Oh, NYU Freshman…So sure of your sophistication, so ready to buy weed...
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“chef Julian Medina converted to Judaism and now whips up a special Hanukkah menu...”
– Where To Find The Five Best Latkes In NYC : Gothamist try fucking yourself mmmkay
Dec 15th
“For a more Polish spin on potato pancakes, head to this Greenpoint institution.”
– Where To Find The Five Best Latkes In NYC : Gothamist Whaddaya mean for “a more Polish spin”? THEY’RE THE SAME FUCKING THING! The Jews who eat latkes are from Poland! There’s no difference. they just call it a “potato pancake” or “hungarian...
Dec 15th
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Bihar kid is 'mini serial killer' - India News -... →
Yes you are!
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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Also, Chelsea Clinton did fine
I know it’d be fun to hate her and pretend she’s as dumb and lucky as the Bush kids are. She’s as lucky, but she’s not dumb. she did fine. better than Doocy’s sycophant of a fratguy journalism hybrid.
Dec 14th
“With Amanpour as host, This Week slipped behind Face the Nation on CBS, becoming...”
– Christiane Amanpour Leaving This Week — Daily Intel When will you learn, integrity and quality don’t pay! Also, they’ve let fucking David Gregory play the role of fucking press release distributor on NBC for 2 years now without demanding any change. These shows are meant to be...
Dec 14th
“Here’s an undeniable, creed-crossing truth: Even the most determined curmudgeon...”
– Scott Weiland, The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Holiday | eMusic hahahahahha fucking jayson.
Dec 13th
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“KHU,(was) a sprawling, multi-sited, outdoor, all-day performance Barney staged...”
– Jerry Saltz on Matthew Barney’s DJED at Gladstone Gallery — New York Magazine Art Review I saw the exhibit that came with this. the origin story was way more interesting. but then again, isn’t it always?
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“Saatchi goes all out in his attack of the “stupendously rich,” saying they don’t...”
– Saltz: The Prince of the One Percent Would Like You to Know That Buying Art Is Less Fun These Days — Vulture Yes, but what if Saatchi is just doing a performance piece AND THEN WILL SELL IT FOR MILLIONS
Dec 8th
Barbara Walters To Interview Syria’s Al-Assad -... →
“If you were an instrument to murder your subjects for daring to question your tyranny, what kind of instrument would you be?”
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