because you are the best song I know of.
June 2013
11 posts
Anthony Weiner Has an Adorable New Excuse — Daily Intelligencer
All this points to my theory that he’s not serious about winning this time, just getting all the good jokes out of the way this time. Next time he can be all “Nah, I talked about all that shit last time. now I’m for real.”
so many adams
For awhile, I would try to wink at cameras. I don’t know. to make it seem like they captured a moment. but at a certain point you realize the moment they capture was a stroke or orgasm, so you stop.
- Boss: is your bio up to date on the server?
- Me: i don't know, does it mention my TONY for my award-winning performance in my one man show "He Sometimes spits when he talks?"
There is a market in Japan for creating prosthetic pinkies for ex-yakuza who want to go straight because, fucking weird that’s why the end.
May 2013
18 posts
Looks like you’re not secretly looking for disaster at all!
“I saw you fucking a woman that wasn’t your girlfriend and I thought to myself, hey, i might like to be with you!”