Computer for one?

Oh, hello there. I'm Adam. I have a computer. And a job. With health insurance. I find things I like, I press a button, and hopefully this blunts my habit of starting up disturbingly strange conversations with people I meet in bars. You're welcome!!
PS I should point out I live in Greenpoint and try to follow my neighbors. And: hello neighbor.

Nov 30, 2009 12:43pm

Seven Answers to Climate Contrarian Nonsense: Scientific American

for your egregiously stupid friends.
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Nov 25, 2009 3:39pm
Dog in a BP shirt greets customers at Clearwater store - “That Hess down the street is a superstore. It wipes me down. But people might come the extra half mile or so to get the more personal service — or just to see the dog, he said. I walk two and a half blocks to a bodega that serves sour milk and where the clerk is always yelling in a Pashtun dialect because they have a cat who, when I pretend to lean down to read labels on evaporated milk (why on earth would someone buy that), will sit on my lap.  and that, ladies and gentleman, is why i’m getting ovarian implants.

Dog in a BP shirt greets customers at Clearwater store - “That Hess down the street is a superstore. It wipes me down. But people might come the extra half mile or so to get the more personal service — or just to see the dog, he said.

I walk two and a half blocks to a bodega that serves sour milk and where the clerk is always yelling in a Pashtun dialect because they have a cat who, when I pretend to lean down to read labels on evaporated milk (why on earth would someone buy that), will sit on my lap.  and that, ladies and gentleman, is why i’m getting ovarian implants.
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Nov 24, 2009 3:19pm

One Cop Fired Eight Rounds At Armed Queens Teen - Gothamist

Maybe this is a stupid question but what does “fired eight rounds” mean?  pulled the trigger 8 times? then why don’t they say that?  re-loaded 8 times?

I live in New York.  Why the piss-christ would I know gun terminology?
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Nov 23, 2009 10:42pm

Ok, Jesus, we get it.  He’s from Iran.  Seriously?  You think Borat was from Iran?  Have you people never heard of Darius?

Sports Videos, News, Blogs

(via Video - L.A. Clippers Announcers Make Racial Remarks About Memphis Grizzlies C Hamed Haddadi - FanDome )
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Nov 23, 2009 11:22am
Yes, thank you assholes on facebook.  I’m aware we haven’t spoken in awhile.  This is going to be both infuriating and hurtful for some time being.  computers!

Yes, thank you assholes on facebook.  I’m aware we haven’t spoken in awhile.  This is going to be both infuriating and hurtful for some time being.  computers!
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Nov 21, 2009 11:46am
“ Bullwinkle is originally from the state is Moosylvania, a small island in the Lake of the Woods, and is actually its governor. The ownership of the state is the subject of dispute between the United States and Canada, with each country claiming it belongs to the other. As a publicity stunt, Ward and Bill Scott, the show’s head writer and voice of Bullwinkle, bought a small island on a Minnesota lake, named it Moosylvania and started a national tour and petition drive to campaign for Moosylvania’s statehood. After visiting 50 cities and collecting signatures, they went to Washington to present President Kennedy with their petition. At the White House gate they declared, “We’re here to see President Kennedy. We want statehood for Moosylvania.” They were escorted from the property at gunpoint and didn’t learn until days later that they had shown up during the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis. ” -

mental_floss Blog » 11 Things You Should Know About Rocky & Bullwinkle

This was my favorite show as a child. I should point out that i own the boxset and my childhood has so far extended to my early thirties
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Nov 20, 2009 12:30pm

Tina Fey — [Pullquote]

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Nov 20, 2009 10:54am

One Dove - White Love (Meet The Professionals Dub)

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Nov 19, 2009 6:44pm
“ The Art of Archie Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art; 11/19–2/28/10; T-Su noon–5 p.m., M closed; 594 Broadway, Ste. 401, nr. Prince St., 212-254-3511 Celebrate the perpetually 16-year-old redhead and his host of wholesome Riverdale friends in this exhibition of rare comic art and memorabilia. Expect all the regulars like Betty, Veronica, Jughead, and Reggie, but also be ready for cameos from Josie and the Pussycats and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, who both, as you may know, went on to also enjoy live-action fame. The opening reception is Thursday from 6 to 8 p.m. ” -

New York Magazine — Comics and Cartoons to Check Out This Week

WHO ELSE WILL GO SEE THIS TOTALLY ADULT SHIT WITH ME?
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Nov 19, 2009 11:33am

Movie Review - The Sun - When Dusk Finally Settled on the Emperor - NYTimes.com

You had me at historical re-imagining of Hirohito in defeat!
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