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Why I think Internet trolling is more clever than annoying strangers on the street

So, as anyone who will listen to me knows, I find Improv Everywhere to be extraordinarily distasteful. I don’t feel like going into it here, but basically, it’s this:dragging strangers into some semblance of a performance that is really just a need for attention. It would only be worthwhile if these pranks (let’s not use flowery language, they’re pranks. they’re annoyances…) addressed on some level the need for attention by the actors themselves. Instead, it’s wrapped in some pious bullshit like, “we’re bringing joy to the masses.” Here’s a way to bring joy to the masses, volunteer at a soup kitchen. All you’re doing is bringing joy to yourself and getting back at your absent fathers by partaking in these stupid exercises.

There is a new show that I find to be so abrasive I really abhor everyone not only involved with it but who watches it. It’s this bombastic nonsense http://www.funnyordie.com/billyonthestreet. I believe it’s popular with a certain comedy set, the same comedy set that finds it funny to impose themselves on an unwitting audience. I get that part of the joke is supposed to be how obnoxious Eichner is himself, but there’s no nuance to it and it still comes at the expense of just people walking on the street, many of whom appear to be, let’s face it, black and poor. hahahahaha they have no opinion on judi dench! But this host does! because he’s gay! let’s yell loudly now!

This was innovative 15 years ago, when such trailblazers like jamie kennedy took us in that artistic sphere. The truth is, this shit is stupid, but there is something funny there. And it’s funny when there’s a target. And that target isn’t just a cross-section of people walking on the street who can be harassed by liberal arts graduates who are trying to find meaning in their lives by bothering everyone else (These shows are the television version of those Tisch students who sing out loud and need attention while you wait on line at Trader Joe’s.)

So, my 2 favorites as of late:

Joe Mande’s brilliant dissection of a professional basketball players weirdly sexual and misogynistic twitter profile photos. That player then took notice of the post and thus began a brilliant back and forth twitter barb-a-thon that was significant because it said something specific instead of just generic “we stopped walking in grand central” and also because it had a focused target. Not just poor people trying to get somewhere.

The other one, and I would argue that this is almost high art at this point, is the Corporate Twits blog, whose description is as follows, “dedicated to all those hard-working individuals manning corporate twitter accounts. sometimes you believe really stupid things”

Some of my favorite examples: http://corporatetwits.tumblr.com/post/15715566470

and this one: http://corporatetwits.tumblr.com/post/15639571814

The point is, these are exchanges. They’re saying something. They are interaction and they are expressing something. Annoying someone by showing up to their birthday party is obnoxious and uncalled for and harassing a private person, improv everywhere. It’s what a rich 8th graders idea of altruism is. Mande is speaking to the ridiculousness of privilege, the absurdity of celebrity, and yes, all the psychosexual issues related to this athlete.

The corporate twits account is speaking to just how crazy it is that any average joe has a voice now. but they’re not doing that by annoying other private citizens. they’re doing it by being forward thinking and speaking (absurd) truth to (absurd) power. That’s interesting and worthwhile.


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I’m not saying I don’t like it and don’t find it charming, but what exactly is the significance of Girl Talk in general? He’s like appropriating the ready-made movement for pop music? Except that sometimes there’s non-pop music in there, correct? I like it, but I can’t tell if I like it because it all works together as a seamless collage or if it’s just like, “oooooh, i recognize that song!”.

I guess both are fine. Also, this video is kind of joyous. I think Ben’s friend Cassie is in it and she is dancing VERY INTENSELY in the beginning. it’s very intimidating. I like to imagine the thoughts going through her head during the choreographed scene and I like to imagine it’s like, “And one and two and kick and one and two but with meaning if i stop we will all die….” I think the fact that I wouldn’t be able to get outside my own head long enough to dance speaks to how horrible of a dancer I am.

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If you ever get the chance, read through Josh’s bio on facebook. because i swear to christ it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

If you ever get the chance, read through Josh’s bio on facebook. because i swear to christ it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

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Shit people say videos

I am now becoming enamored of this meme.

I would like to make the following:

Shit shit says- in which animatronic facsimiles of feces just repeat over and over “i carry disease. I carry disease”

Shit Chinese people say- more or less a Chinese family sitting around having dinner except here’s the twist: THEY SPEAK CHINESE

And, finally, shit people with speech impediments say- in which it’s just a normal conversation and then at the end there’s a little note that says “everyone in this video sought out treatment and were able to overcome this little understood malady. Kudos to them and shame on your morbid curiosity”

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Aniak’s Pup Receives First Vet Exam! (by seattleaquarium)

OK, a few things. at 3 seconds in, does the mother otter drop the pup off on the balcony? That’s amazing. what a good relationship they have with that otter.

Then, the question becomes, she’s turning over and over. Is that out of stress or is she just prone to doing that?

at 1:11 checking her out eating fish being thrown to her. She’s totally snacking while keeping a somewhat neurotic eye on the pup and her examination.

now, at 150, the pup tries to wiggle away. it is the funniest thing ever.

then at 210 you can finally see the pup’s face while at 223 the mother otter is compulsively snacking and kinda freaking out but still: SNACKS

Whatever, I need a dog.

also, 252 is amazing because of what happens at 257. THE MOTHER OTTER JUST NEEDS A FUCKING BREAK

also, is pup otter being tickled at 315???????

ew, at 338 they determine it’s a girl.

then at 355 happy time!

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Most Westerns are about killing and getting killed, which means they’re not about life and death at all. We spend a time in the life of a small frontier town, which grows up before our eyes out of raw, unpainted lumber and tubercular canvas tents. We get to know the town pretty well, because Altman has a gift for making movies that seem to eavesdrop on activity that would have been taking place anyway.

McCabe & Mrs. Miller :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews

My favorite review of one of my favorite movies. I can’t remember why, but for some reason it’s stuck in my head today.

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I found this while poking around on a few city websites. DID YOU KNOW ONE OUT OF 4 PEOPLE ARE FOREVER DOOMED TO ROAM THE EARTH?

I found this while poking around on a few city websites. DID YOU KNOW ONE OUT OF 4 PEOPLE ARE FOREVER DOOMED TO ROAM THE EARTH?